your laughetr medicine really crack me up especially the one that sells husbands..lol..
Now young single men ,there's your proof...if your good, it's not so hard to please women....
enjoyed the jokes...keep going Noob..
There is this 50 y.o married man who cheated on his wife for young mistress. One day the wife told the husband that she is going to travel to another state to visit her parents.Husband, said " sure honey take your time , don't hurry back, I will be fine". As soon as the wife left, husband called up the mistress and arranged for her to spend the week-end with him at his house.
He then went to his family physician and said " Could you prescribed some Viagra for this week-end am gonna have a good time........then the Dr.said , are you sure you wanna take this many? it is very dangerous if you overdose yourself....he said, it's alright I know how to use em and am gonna report back to you on Monday how it goes... then he left, that evening.. he took the meds, and waited and waited, the phone rang and at the end of the receiver said ( mistress) so sorry I cannot be able to spend the week- end, something urgent came up and I had to leave the island"..He said " well, am sorry too cuz i prepared well for your coming, I was gonna show you how good I am since you kept complaining about my.. not manly enough..............lol...
as soon as he hung up , the effect of the meds started to take place in his body..he needed to relieve himself..of course he did but , it kept coming because the effect is so strong he doubled the doctor's order.
As a result of the above....he broke his fingers, bruised himself and cause swelling to that part..he went back to the doctor and his doc ask what happened, I thought u said your having a good time..eh..the man sadly told the story..Doctor put a cast on his finger , some ointment, bandaged, antibiotics sent him home..his wife arrived from her trip sitting happily smiling.dressed in a sexy gown ...she said " honey, I've been thinking while i was away, how it's been a while we'd never been really enjoying, I decided tonite's the nite..
poor husband..he is all sored up and out of excuses...
MEMORIES The minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. Hesaid 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going tohelp me preach.'
Whateversingle word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.The pastor shouted out,' Cross, 'Immediately the congregation started singingin unison,'The Old Rugged Cross.'
Thepastor hollered out 'Grace.' The congregation began to sing 'Amazing Grace ,howsweet the sound.'
Thepastor said 'Power.' The congregation sang 'There is Power in the Blood'
ThePastor said 'Sex.' The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was inshock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to sayanything. Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a littleold eighty seven year old grandmother stood up and began to sing 'PreciousMemories.'
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